1. Alpha by laying out all your clothes on your bed. All of them.
Nothing is off the table. That sweater you wore in fifth grade? You
pulled it off then. Maybe you charge some of that abracadabra tonight.
Also, if your date is at 9 p.m., you alpha accomplishing this at
sunrise.
2. Apprehend that you can apparently accord some of this getting to Goodwill, so you backpack it up and attenuated down your accouterments to 5 choices that you feel absolutely acceptable about.
3. Decide you wish to accumulate all the getting you're donating. After an hour of staring at those 5 outfits, you alpha affairs getting out of the debris accoutrements that you absitively ability be account keeping. It starts slowly, but eventually aggregate is aback out and on your bed. You alpha over.
4. Throw a agglomeration of apparel into the basal of your closet. You get affronted at yourself for spending money on some of these things. You alpha throwing getting out the window in a frenzy.
5. Decide on an outfit. You assuredly aces an accouterments that is bourgeois yet playful. Those are the best outfits, I guess. You wish to say, "I'm actuality to party, but I apperceive how to antithesis a checkbook. Also, the parties I go to aren't checkbook-balancing parties. They're approved parties with alcohol-drinking and fun-having. I could antithesis a checkbook though. I apperceive how because I'm responsible." You feel abundant about the accouterments and jump in the shower.
6. Shave every inch of derma beneath the waist. Or maybe you're just like, "Fuck it," and you adhere out in the battery for a while with some shampoo. This battery takes 35 minutes, no amount what you do.
7. Footfall out of the battery and get hit with the ability that aggregate you've accepted up until this point was a lie. Decide on one of the apparel you threw into the belly of your closet instead. You apprehend now how abundant bigger that accouterments is at searching bourgeois yet playful, so you angle it out from beneath the accumulation of added rejects
8. At some point you're in curlers and you accept a face affectation on and you're active about zanily aggravating on clothes. I apperceive that happens, even if you don't coil your hair. You accept to abrasion them at some point if accepting ready. It happens in every movie, so I debris to accept this isn't a all-important footfall in absolute life.
9. Put on foundation. And afresh eye shadow. And afresh lipstick. And afresh beard getting (?). And afresh your face is done. This takes an hour for some reason. I don't apperceive why.
10. Eat lunch.
11. Aces out a bra. You wish a bra that works with your dress. I'm bold that just like with guys and underwear, you accept bras that just accept your breasts bigger and they attending acceptable in them. Unlike allotment your outfit, you accept one go-to adult bra, so this doesn't yield as long.
12. Do getting with your hair. You yield the curlers out and afresh use … I'm not sure. No one uses hair aerosol anymore. So not that. Maybe just like gel and stuff. You absolutely blow-dry your hair. I alone apperceive one man who owns a hair dryer, but I apperceive this is a big accord for women.
13. Finally, aces out shoes. Shoes are the accouterments your anxiety are traveling to wear, so why wouldn't this yield just as long? You aces out shoes you like but they don't bout your outfit, so you go through the accomplished action of accomplishing it again. If you get to the restaurant your date says, "You attending nice," and that's all the absolution you charge (until center through the date if you admiration if he was just getting nice).
2. Apprehend that you can apparently accord some of this getting to Goodwill, so you backpack it up and attenuated down your accouterments to 5 choices that you feel absolutely acceptable about.
3. Decide you wish to accumulate all the getting you're donating. After an hour of staring at those 5 outfits, you alpha affairs getting out of the debris accoutrements that you absitively ability be account keeping. It starts slowly, but eventually aggregate is aback out and on your bed. You alpha over.
4. Throw a agglomeration of apparel into the basal of your closet. You get affronted at yourself for spending money on some of these things. You alpha throwing getting out the window in a frenzy.
5. Decide on an outfit. You assuredly aces an accouterments that is bourgeois yet playful. Those are the best outfits, I guess. You wish to say, "I'm actuality to party, but I apperceive how to antithesis a checkbook. Also, the parties I go to aren't checkbook-balancing parties. They're approved parties with alcohol-drinking and fun-having. I could antithesis a checkbook though. I apperceive how because I'm responsible." You feel abundant about the accouterments and jump in the shower.
6. Shave every inch of derma beneath the waist. Or maybe you're just like, "Fuck it," and you adhere out in the battery for a while with some shampoo. This battery takes 35 minutes, no amount what you do.
7. Footfall out of the battery and get hit with the ability that aggregate you've accepted up until this point was a lie. Decide on one of the apparel you threw into the belly of your closet instead. You apprehend now how abundant bigger that accouterments is at searching bourgeois yet playful, so you angle it out from beneath the accumulation of added rejects
8. At some point you're in curlers and you accept a face affectation on and you're active about zanily aggravating on clothes. I apperceive that happens, even if you don't coil your hair. You accept to abrasion them at some point if accepting ready. It happens in every movie, so I debris to accept this isn't a all-important footfall in absolute life.
9. Put on foundation. And afresh eye shadow. And afresh lipstick. And afresh beard getting (?). And afresh your face is done. This takes an hour for some reason. I don't apperceive why.
10. Eat lunch.
11. Aces out a bra. You wish a bra that works with your dress. I'm bold that just like with guys and underwear, you accept bras that just accept your breasts bigger and they attending acceptable in them. Unlike allotment your outfit, you accept one go-to adult bra, so this doesn't yield as long.
12. Do getting with your hair. You yield the curlers out and afresh use … I'm not sure. No one uses hair aerosol anymore. So not that. Maybe just like gel and stuff. You absolutely blow-dry your hair. I alone apperceive one man who owns a hair dryer, but I apperceive this is a big accord for women.
13. Finally, aces out shoes. Shoes are the accouterments your anxiety are traveling to wear, so why wouldn't this yield just as long? You aces out shoes you like but they don't bout your outfit, so you go through the accomplished action of accomplishing it again. If you get to the restaurant your date says, "You attending nice," and that's all the absolution you charge (until center through the date if you admiration if he was just getting nice).
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